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The Wonderful World of Gregory Harris
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From left to right: Greg Harris, Ryan Thompson, and Bryan Wawzenek
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I have a few friends. One is Ryan Thompson. He is protestant. The other is Wawzenek. He is a homosexual, but we like him anyway.
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My boat
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I worked at Steak N Eggcetera for ten months and I managed to save enough money to buy this ship. I hate it. It's big and creepy and I heard that there is some pirate curse. There are these skeletons in the hold. I never go down there unless I am fetching a jar of my mother's canned beans. I hope I never get botulism.
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My pet
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My monkey's name is Atilla the Bun. He sleeps in a drawer. He likes peanuts and waffles. Once he ate a Cornish hen. He has lice. He likes it when I wear shoes. He told me my ears are too bog. I said, "You can go to hell, you damn monkey." We didn't talk for a while. I hate changing his diapers.
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